Monday tape(d) to the edge….

Hey! Why not open up today with a scott.  How fun, how funny, how spontaneous and utterly obnoxious is Jack Black?!  This scene perfectly illustrates the poster boy for scottian males. LOL   His character is full of life, energy and an instinct to immediately cause conflict and commotion; sucking the life and air out of everyone and everything within 10 feet.  Damn!  To be a scott for a day….

Honestly, putting on a scottian suit and going all day like that?  I can tell you from experience, it’s exhausting!  Maybe I could sit back and line up dozens of movie clips of scottian people doing scottian things and live that carefree,  carnivorous life virtually.  Guess you’re right.  Not the same.

It’s Monday.  Don’t have a Monday tape this morning.  In fact, earlier I was deep in thought as to what would happen if Monday’s were eliminated.  Remove Monday from the weekly calender.  It sure would mess things up…  The Monday morning commute?  What would happen if people didn’t oversleep because there was no first day (Monday) after the weekend (of partying, staying up and out too late).  There would be no traffic jams.  No people on the road when they shouldn’t be because it’s not Monday.

The whole social interaction thing is also affected.  I mean there’s the dilemma of the first conversation(s) upon arriving at work.  “How was your weekend Bob? You said it!  Tough to get going this morning.  Mondays suck man.”  And what about all the songs written like Rainy Days and Mondays Always Get Me Down, Monday, Monday or one of my all time favs Stormy Monday

Eliminate Mondays and think of the possibilities…

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5 thoughts on “Monday tape(d) to the edge….

  1. A week without Mondays: the scotts would have never evolved past the sit in the trees at the side of the watering hole, rogers would have remained whatever form of invertebrate life-form they were (before they grew legs, in order to run from the scotts) and clarks… fuckin clarks would have to find a new day to serve as a bookend for the life of here that they seem to prefer

  2. The scotts would have never evolved??!!! Are you kidding me? We don’t care what day of the week it is or if one is missing. Hell, we sometimes forget what day it is being so immersed with what’s going on all around us and changing lanes (that’s all I’m gonna give you regarding Monday morning commutes or lack thereof) at the drop of a hat. It really doesn’t matter what day it is. If anything, the lack of a Monday would just give us one less day to carry on.

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