Do I Hear a Challenge? It’s a Café 6.

Yo, Bartender! Let’s see you do that with 2 bottles, 2 glasses on the bar and doing the twirly thing.”

When the Café is packed to capacity, like it is for this afternoon’s impromptu post happy hour, thirsty patrons lining the bar like high rollers at a bookmaker’s shop, I slide into the zone, tossing liquor bottles in the air, catching them behind my back, doin’ 360 spins, pouring dead center – all, without spilling a drop on the smooth mahogany surface. Like a Vegas lounge act, the degree of difficulty was not the thing, the real challenge was connecting with the “audience”, that they were dazzled by technique was the one thing they could hold on to and take home in tales of the exotic. I love being the Bartender of the Six Sentence Café and Bistro and just as they say a resume is a passport through early adulthood, this gig was the purple and blue stamped one. 

The voice had come from the entrance of the SSC&B except glare from sun streaming through the transom window over the door, reflected by the mirrors behind the bar, was so perfect as to blind me to the identity of my heckler. While the voice throwing the challenge sounded young, it held the confidence of someone older…

28 thoughts on “Do I Hear a Challenge? It’s a Café 6.

  1. Spira March 11, 2023 / 11:54 am

    Whaddya mean “loved being?”
    Huh?
    You may say ” love being” the Bar Tender of the SSC&B but past imperfect tense won’t fly…and definitely won’t get past the Gatekeeper .

    Therefore…Hit, hit, hit…you don’t miss, miss, miss.🥂

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    • GirlieOnTheEdge March 11, 2023 / 9:45 pm

      You heard me, lol
      OK OK OK, already!
      Go tell the Gatekeeper, Nick, “love” it’s “love being” 😆

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  2. Liz H March 11, 2023 / 1:36 pm

    I got lost in all the juggling & twirling — enchanted as the bar patrons were — and forgot about the heckler until your end point.
    Well-played, D. Well-played indeed!

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    • GirlieOnTheEdge March 11, 2023 / 10:13 pm

      Too much fun to be bothered by a heckler at the SSC&B, right?

      Exactly what you’re supposed to do at the SSC&B 🥳
      Thank you, Liz!

      Thanks, Liz!

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  3. Frank Hubeny March 11, 2023 / 3:08 pm

    Nice description of the heckler and his voice sounding young enough to bother heckling a bartender while it “held the confidence of someone older”. Without spilling a drop is the most difficult part of those acts.

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    • GirlieOnTheEdge March 11, 2023 / 11:25 pm

      Thank you, Frank. A subtlety easily missed, it sometimes hides in a speaker’s cadence.
      Absolutely. I frequented a bar in younger days. My friends and I would go there to hear the bands every weekend. There was such a bartender who worked there. Howie didn’t do the “twirly thing” but he sure had an impressive “toss”.

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  4. messymimi's meanderings March 11, 2023 / 8:18 pm

    The Gatekeeper is right about the tense. I hope it was just an expression written that way for the effect of the paragraph.

    The whole piece certainly has a mood to it.

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    • GirlieOnTheEdge March 11, 2023 / 11:33 pm

      I suppose you’d call it a colloquialism. Sounded proper at the time but fear not, I am now right with the Gatekeeper (and you!)

      Hopefully, a fun one.

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  5. The Atomic Mage March 12, 2023 / 9:13 am

    Hiya D. Phew, I also thought ‘loved’ past tense, she’s leaving… Nooooo! Can see you corrected it since yesterday when I first read 😎
    Cool Café Six. Love what the barkeep can do behind that bar of hers 🤩

    “the degree of difficulty was not the thing, the real challenge was connecting with the “audience”, that they were dazzled by technique was the one thing they could hold on to and take home in tales of the exotic.”

    – I think this is so true, the ability to leave a lasting impression after a performance!

    And the heckler… I wonder if it’s the Sophomore making an appearance??

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    • GirlieOnTheEdge March 12, 2023 / 5:34 pm

      Hi, V. Didn’t mean to cause a ruckus! 😆
      Thank you. One of her many talents. You know how much she enjoys entertaining the clientele.
      Always the challenge!

      Could be… as I was riffing on Clark’s Six 😎

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  6. D. Avery @shiftnshake March 12, 2023 / 9:48 am

    I look forward to the scene where she deals with the heckler. And she will, and well, because she’s cool like that.

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    • GirlieOnTheEdge March 14, 2023 / 6:07 am

      Not every night she shows off like that is it?!
      Always about having a good time at the Café, C.
      (so the guy sitting down from you a few stools to your right…he wasn’t bothering you, was he? ‘Cuz you know we’d take care of that right away, right?😉)

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      • Cassa Bassa March 14, 2023 / 7:36 am

        I have faith in the skilled and seasoned bat tender. I feel completely safe in this cafe. 😁

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    • GirlieOnTheEdge March 14, 2023 / 6:08 am

      Thanks, Clark.
      If you can’t have fun at the Café, where can you?!

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